Talkative Theater-goer Gifts

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'