Taking Financial Responsibility Gifts

"Daddy, since I'm taking over the payments I'm also taking down that 'Baby On Board' sign."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

The Buck Never Stops.

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

COP26

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

Environmental danger.

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

A careless oil company accidentally taps into a vast reservoir of national cynicism.

"That's the parents' section."

"It seems to me it's a little unethical to recommend only ethical companies."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Ever since we embraced corporate responsibility, my job satisfaction has gone down."

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

"To get through this recession we all need to make sacrifices...and this is YOURS!"