Takeout Critic Gifts

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I think we overordered."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Pizza Study Party

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Pizza at the Round Table

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Stay at home food pyramid