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"Delivery."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Garlic Free Zone.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I think we overordered."

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Toastquest!

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'