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"I'll have terrine de porc, the jarret de boeuf en daube with chou farci, and the meringues aux noisettes...to go."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Draw your own path."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'