Takeout Trailblazer Mugs

"I'll have terrine de porc, the jarret de boeuf en daube with chou farci, and the meringues aux noisettes...to go."

'I sent out for everything.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Draw your own path."

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'