Toll Trailblazer Mugs

George Washington Toll Plaza

Detour 50c.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling