Takeaway Coffee Lover With Dreams Of Flying High Mugs

'Make those to go.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'