Takeaway Coffee Lover With Dreams Of Flying High T-Shirts

'Make those to go.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Cosy night in

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Pizza Study Party

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Pizza at the Round Table

Stay at home food pyramid

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Witches Brew

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."