Taj Mahal Admirer Mugs

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Stone henge swing.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Castle Efficiency

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Dear Diary

Why did I marry that clown?

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Tiger

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"