Taj Mahal Admirer Gifts

Matchstick Taj Mahal

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'I think they're up to something.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

Knight walking a dog.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Stone henge swing.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Dear Diary

Why did I marry that clown?

Tiger

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Castle Efficiency

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.