Tailored Humorist Pillows

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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Football Chameleon

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Honest Vending

"The Eggsorcist"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Champagne at the hunt

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Three-way mirror

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'