Tailored Humorist Mugs

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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Football Chameleon

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"The Eggsorcist"

Honest Vending

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Champagne at the hunt

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Three-way mirror

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'