Tail Wagging Wunderkind Pillows

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You destination is around the next curve."

Stick man throws arm for dog

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Good dog!"