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Showbiz Awards

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"You've already been for a walk."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

The cradle of mankind

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.