Tail Wag Fans Pillows

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I found him on the internet.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'He's barking mad!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.