Tail Wag Fans Pillows

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I found him on the internet.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Fido and Fifi

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.