Tail-wagging Fan Pillows

Bob! Relax! You're wagging too hard!

Dogs sniffy each other.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Stick man throws arm for dog

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."