Tail Chaser Fan Pillows

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."