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Cat boxer

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"So, what are you reading?"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Muhammad Dali...

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Squirrel Salon

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."