Tail Feather Artist Pillows

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

Moustached gentleman

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Bricklayer

Cat boxer

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Squirrel Salon

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Echappe

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Hunting opportunism.

Cat curls up asleep wrapped in a long, long tail.

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'