Tail Feather Artist Gifts

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Moustached gentleman

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Bricklayer

Cat boxer

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Have you read the 'head lines?"

Squirrel Salon

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Echappe

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Cat curls up asleep wrapped in a long, long tail.

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

Hunting opportunism.