Tail Twister Gifts

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Cat curls up asleep wrapped in a long, long tail.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Curtsey

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Hanukkah tree

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Headshot of perky dog.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'