Tail Chasing Champion Pillows

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

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"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"And here are today's categories...."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Careerist

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"