Tagline Creator Gifts

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

How's My Jiving?

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"I feel a term in congress generating headlines is a good practice for a future as a highly paid media provocateur."

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Rebels without a magic marker

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

Life is Short...