Tagline Creator Pillows

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"I'm leaving stupid. He just doesn't know it yet."

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien

"I feel a term in congress generating headlines is a good practice for a future as a highly paid media provocateur."

How's My Jiving?

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

Rebels without a magic marker

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Lawyers happen.

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Life is Short...