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Martial Arts

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Romance

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Remember me?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

A holiday at home

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Old Karate Master

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Football.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Thor's Other Tools

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Handy-lion

Shop Lifting

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...