Tacky Art Enthusiast T-Shirts

At the 'Museum of Tacky Art: Velvet Paintings, 1st Floor, Sad-Eyed Dogs 2nd Flour, Souvenir Figurines, 3rd Floor.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Drunk Barber

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Outré or simply bad?"

Edward Elgar.

Family Butcher.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"What a way to go."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'