Tabloid Tale Teller Mugs

'I don't think I can face coming into the office today . . . Jordan has split up with Alex Reid. . . It's like Tom and Nicole all over again... I've been in floods of tears since I woke up.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

The Original Gossip Columns

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Leisure Editor

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Little Red Riding Hood

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'