Tabloid Thriller Mugs

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JET (Part I)

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Weditorials

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

Leisure Editor

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Sally Jessy Raphael

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."