Tabloid Reporter Mugs

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

JET (Part I)

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

...and now for the news in briefs...

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Two reporters interview each other.

Leisure Editor

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Sally Jessy Raphael

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."