Tabloid Follower Prints

Newscorp hacks into itself.

'I've bought every British newspaper, but the Tower of London is still the only place to see the crown jewels.'

Madame Tussauds updates its royal display...again!

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

JET (Part I)

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

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'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Inflated gloom!'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Dangerous Trumpism

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Leisure Editor

Flu Drugs.