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Profession : Cartoonist

"Who called this meeting again?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Busking during a pandemic

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"5...4...3...2..."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"Turn down the bass."

Barking From Home

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

COVID-19

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."