Tablet Virtuoso Gifts

Profession : Cartoonist

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Busking during a pandemic

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"5...4...3...2..."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Turn down the bass."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Barking From Home

COVID-19

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"It's a VERY novel variant!"