Syntax Supporter Gifts

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Press freedom makes democracy.

Couple

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'Colourful scenes in central London as the annual pedants' pride parade makes it way into Hyde park.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

The Adventures of Grammar Man

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'What a great leader! That's the best 'spend now, tax later' speech I've ever heard!'

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Patient jumps out of window.

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

"I translate books from English into better English."