"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
Symphony Shunners Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their home with pillows that humorously salute their choice to shun symphonies. A perfect gift to bring comfort and a smile to their space.
Orchestra.
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
Bassoons.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.
Malcolm Sargent
Golden age of music
Edward Elgar.
"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."
Maestro
Sawdust.
Maurice Ravel.
Edvard Grieg.
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
'Nevermore.'
La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.
Musicians on a beach
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Orchestra
Leonard Bernstein
Ludwig von Beethoven
Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler
Aleksandr Glazunov
Bedrich Smetana
I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.
Camille Saint-Saens
Franz Schubert
Bach in a Hot Tub!
Conductorcize.
Jean Sibelius.
Three great regrets.
'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'
Double Bass.
The Triangle
Symphony Shunners Pillows Collection
Symphony Shunners Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs designed specifically for symphony shunners. Perfect for those who enjoy their coffee away from the concert hall.
Symphony Shunners Prints
Find artistic prints that capture the humor and personality of symphony shunners. Great for decorating their personal space with a touch of wit.
Symphony Shunners T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty T-shirts celebrating the symphony shunnner in your life. Comfortable and humorously stylish, perfect for everyday wear.