Symphony Satirist Gifts

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

The Bible, signed copy.

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

Uke Free Zone

Balance Sheets in Space

Government a la Carte

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'Don't say anything!'

The critic as band leader

'Tell me if this hurts.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.

Although he later fired his editors, Wagner was never able to convince the public of his original intentions.

Things are looking up!

The muse for letters to the editor.

'Democracy... one man one vote... I'm a man and I've got the one vote what's the problem?'

Women tied up and forced to listen to piano practice.