Symphonic Scribe Gifts

Aleksandr Skiabin

A Symphony of Penguins

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Peter Tchaikovsky.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Computer literate Monk

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"She works best in hex mode."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Hillbilly Symphony.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"