Symphonic Scribe Gifts

Aleksandr Skiabin

A Symphony of Penguins

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Computer literate Monk

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"She works best in hex mode."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Hillbilly Symphony.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"And that's my guardian angel!"