Sympathy Occasion Gifts

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Get well soon!

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"What a sad species humans are!"

Couple

Thank you

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

Unhappy clown.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"I sense fear."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'

'Bluebirds of happiness aren't supposed to get depressed.'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

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'Touching.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Sling