Sympathy Cards Pillows

"Heh heh heh!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Thank you bubbles

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Get well soon!

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

Sling

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Valentines for Real Estate

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Parp!

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Mother's Day cards

Type A Flu.

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Black Lives Matter: Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery.

"I'm sorry your head hurts, sweetie - is there anything I can do to make you shut up about it?"

Higher Mammals open Holiday Cards.

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Sympathy Cards