Sympathy Card Designer Pillows

Sympathy Cards

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Get well soon!

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Hot flashes

Sling

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Type A Flu.

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

A silenced protester

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

"I'm sorry your head hurts, sweetie - is there anything I can do to make you shut up about it?"

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

The Perfect Holiday Card

Cards

"Heh heh heh!"

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

I'm sorry Cupid, but you've lost that childlike innocence.

'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'

Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

Animal cemetary with a grieving dog.

Hi! -Lo!

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

'I'm a failure as a manager and a husband.' - 'At least you're an excellent customer.'

"Whoa...look at the rack on her!"

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

"His knee is very painful for me to keep hearing about."