Symmetry T-Shirts

A Palindrome Cow.

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Let's get organized

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'