Symmetry T-Shirts

A Palindrome Cow.

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Let's get organized

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'