Symbology T-Shirts

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Lemniskate

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Monk Prompt

The Idea of America.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Life and Death

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

A Palindrome Cow.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

New life (organ donation)

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Pop-up Bible.'

Irony: Then and Now

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

Priest

'He did it for us.'