Symbiosis Storyteller T-Shirts

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"It's an app."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Echo in the hippo.

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Peter Tchaikovsky.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Shakespearean Actor

Mendel and the Pea.

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"He's being retrained."