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Cow Pat Planning

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We are so in sync!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Ever killed a man?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Echo in the hippo.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

A spider meal prepping

"Is this your work?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Bird Bathrooms

What late birds do.

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

Cat Yoga.

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"Pew researchers!"

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

Cats and Gift Bags

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

The Little Blue Full Stop.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."