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Cow Pat Planning

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We are so in sync!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Ever killed a man?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Echo in the hippo.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

A spider meal prepping

"Is this your work?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."

I'm Going For A Job As A Coat Hangar.

What late birds do.

Cats and Gift Bags

'She's not describing the one that got away, she's describing the flasher she just saw in the bushes.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'It's just not fair: As soon as I start making new friends, we have to migrate again...'

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Stranded Chickens meeting Fox,"Is this your dream or our nightmare?"