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How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Nuclear Security Summit

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

You are here.

'This doesn't look good.'

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I like it!'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

Words from a Senator.

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Opposing viewpoint.

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.