Symmetry Enthusiast Gifts

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

'You look okay to me. You have two of everything down the sides, one of everything down the middle.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

A Palindrome Cow.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Newton's Law and Order.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Echo in the hippo.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Life-Work Balance.

Man rolling ball up a hill

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Galileo vs Aristotle

Chicken

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'