Symbolic Meanings Enthusiast Pillows

Crack in Liberty Bell held together by a plaster.

Team Leader

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Backdoor

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'