Latin Phrase Enthusiast Pillows

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Ovalifolium Longifora

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Mummies for Dummies

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"