Symbiosis Enthusiast Gifts

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Work Life Balance

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Echo in the hippo.

"It's an app."

The Missing Ink

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Make a Wish

Sling

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"