Symbiosis Enthusiast Pillows

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Work Life Balance

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Echo in the hippo.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

The Missing Ink

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"It's an app."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Life-Work Balance.

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

Sling

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"